Glad to see our beloved leaders are looking at how they can introduce ASBOs, now that parish councils are being given the power to do so.
ASBOs, of course, are given for things that are not criminal actvities. Like putting your feeet up on the station seating, or riding your bicycle on the pavement, or hanging around in groups looking threatening (which, frankly, is done by anyone under the age of sixty in this place). However, the breach of them is a criminal offence, leading to a penalty of up to five years in jail. Thy’re a way of criminalising people without having to prove anything in law.
Private Eye has a recent case of a yout’ who was given an ASBO not to congregate with more than three fellow youts’. He was arrested for breach of it. In a youth club. Attending a session on ‘Curing anti-social behaviour’.
GIven the arrogance of our current council leader ‘Manfred’ Mann (so obviously Tired of Trying, Bored With Lying, Scared of Dying) towards those critical of the junta, one can well imagine him sending them out in huge numbers.
Skaters first, of course, they’ve got that nice new park to skate in, why would they want to grind anywhere else? Then the anti-precept campaigners, Dundas and Schirn. Then Fraser wil be next on his list—an ASBO against writing to the local press.
The countdown has begun. Altogether now…5 4 3 2 1
(I apologise to anyone born after 1980 who might not get the musical jokes)